by pouretrebelle

amouremeline:

F is for friends who dont talk to you

U is for ur alone

N is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

(Source: slimed)

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

I got bored of tumblr so I opened up a new tab and went to tumblr

(Source: mistercoventry)